May 2013
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
Doctor: *eliminates self from history*
Doctor: *is found by children using Google*
deadspy:
When I find myself in times of trouble Benedict Cumberbatch comes to me Speaking words of wisdom
doctorbaggins:
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...
wayward-saints:
vizier:
I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something
I see what you did there.
jennstarkid:
nicetomeetyouimcliche:
the doctor who fandom collectively getting together and agreeing on not wanting the spoilers for the name of the doctor gives me so much hope
I thought it was already announced the doctors name is smelborp
Two drinks on a Friday night
Nothing to do, nowhere to go. Just a little drink to take an edge off a long week. Relaxing the rest of the night. I needed this.
theshirelock:
maybe i should do my homework
let’s consult david tennant
david tennant has spoken
Mums friend: so you support her obsessing over books and tv shows?
Mum: at least shes not 15 and obsessed with sex like your daughter
darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
cnnbraekingnews:
i want to do something cute like adopt a small dog or start a cult
ohio-is4-lovers:
meatchan:
i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them
eg.
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
“I’m not OK, mom”
“Thank you for the venom, mom”
“I Don’t Love You, mom”
I mean, it’s kind of a ripoff of the “in...
fishingboatproceeds:
baptised-in-vodka:
Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s okay.
